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a mixed-drink consising of a jaegerbomb plus hawaiian punch: 1 part jaegermeister, 1 part red bull, 1 part hawaiian punch.
dude, i hate jaegerbombs. hook me up with a pearl harbor, instead.
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verb.
bomb, bombing, bombed, bombs swirl harbor:
To defecate in a toilet.
To poop, crap, or to shit.
I really have one brewing, I'll be back after I bomb swirl harbor.
Don't go into the bathroom, somebody stank it up by bombing swirl harbor.
Sir, I'll have you know that my stomach cramps have subsided now that I bombed swirl harbor and flushed my feces out to sea.
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A woman's vagina (usually) after losing her virginity, because it's full of bloody semen...
It hurt soooooo bad when John and I finally made love last night... I ran to piss afterwards and the toilet looked like Pearl Harbor!
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When a guy is receiving oral sex, he explodes a bomb into the back of a girl's mouth when least expected. This procedure is most effective when being deep-throated, as the girl gags greatly.
Yo CJ, did you see Rohan's mom after I Pearl Harbored her. That had to be a liter that I blew into her mouth, and she never saw it cumming.
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the act of 2 men docking that simultaneously ejaculate
Brad Smith and Trevor Stubblefield enjoy pearl harboring with one another
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Extremely affluent vacation destination in Northern Michigan. This is where the rich spend their summers. If you can get over how ridiculously overpriced it is, you should be able to enjoy the beautiful scenery and friendly locals. This place is truly the Cape Cod of the Midwest, and the people sure do dress the part. It's like a fricking Vineyard Vines catalogue. Go up to Birchwood to see some rich people, go to Roaring Brook to see some even richer people, or go to Harbor Point (average home price: $15 million!) to see some of the richest people in the entire country.
"You think these pants are too gay to wear?"
"Ya definitely. I mean who around here wears yellow pants?"
"I guess your right. I'll just save them for Harbor Springs, MI."
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When a Japanese guy lives on a higher floor in an apartment building than an American girl and they're both on their balconies. He starts masturbating on his balcony, then jumps off right before he comes, faces the building, and jizzes right when he passes her floor, giving her a surprise pearl necklace as he falls to his death.
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