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Oragy Party normally lesbian oragy
I just had a Hardy’s Party
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Cardboard Ben Hardy (sometimes known as Ben Cardy) is the soulmate of Joe Mazzello (who plays John Deacon in BoRhap), their relationship began in Tokyo in late 2018. Ben Hardy (who plays Roger Taylor) has a rivalry with Ben Cardy for their love of Joe. Some of Cardboard Ben's friends include Gwilym Lee (who plays Brian May), Rami Malek (who plays Freddie Mercury), and Lucy Bonton (who plays Mary Austen).
"I wish my wife loved me the same way that Cardboard Ben Hardy loves Joe Mazzello"
Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.
Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.
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When something is funny, but is directed at you as a insult.
Shrug it off by saying hardy har har
1- this test was easy
2- just like your mom
1- hardy har har
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Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."
"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."
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This is a type of person (usually a man), that tend to stay locked in there room. They can usually be found watching porn or playing Smite. They also enjoy politics and simple minded people.
Did you hear from Jeffory recently? He's been a real Adam Hardy
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An overpriced but, at one time, insanely popular East Coast designer brand that has lost some of its 'cool' thanks to the ever-growing army of morons who hate anyone who doesn't like the things they like. These are often the same twats who wear their baseball caps backwards and have their jeans so far down their asses you can count the skid-marks on the $30 boxers they bought to draw the attention away from their tiny penises.
Lovers: nice Ed Hardy, buddy. Check mine out…
Haters: Ed Hardy sucks ass, you douchebag!
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