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1. A place that supposedly teaches you and prepares you for adulthood.
2. Absolute hell
3. Where all of your confidence, self worth and self esteem go straight down the toilet.
High Schooler - Dude why don't they teaches us necessary things in high school like how to get a credit card and how to pay your taxes and all that shit? Instead they ask us 'where is x'
High Schooler 2 - I dunno dude. What a shithole.
A detention center formerly used to torture POWs during war to extract information, their use was outlawed by the Geneva Convention of 1929 as a war crime. After 1864, and the closure of these facilities, the torturers, also known as "teachers," often remained inside, due to the fact that they were now social outcasts as a result of their work. Sadistic parents often used them to punish their children. The punishment's popularity grew until the 1960's when the punishment became so widespread that many parents began to falsely believe it was mandatory to send their children to these facilities on a daily basis. The UN is still trying to root out all of these illegal facilities, however the popularly held belief that they are a necessary component of creating a functional society has greatly hindered their efforts to remove the illegal facilities.
"If you don't tell us what we want to know, we'll send you to the High School. And we both know you don't want us to do that."
"A detaining power may not coerce information to be given by afore mentioned prisoners through the use of physical or mental torture, including, but not limited to, physical abuse of the prisoner, detaining a prisoner at a High School, physically harming their families, detaining families at a High School, the use of toxic substances on prisoners, etc."
"I hate High School..."
The worst school you could ever attend depending on where you live.
Friend: Bro high school is the worst
Me: I know too much drama
A prison for people under the age of 18. Unlike prison, you have to work your ass off to get into a better prison, in which you will waste the best years of your life fucking people and getting wasted or stoned. Also, the point at which guys are either selfish douchebags who get laid everyday, or nice, fun, and friendly, but have no chance of getting a date if they aren't "cute". Girls are either superficial cunts or bitchy drunk sluts.
The point at which you have to break away from the fantasy you've been living in for the past 14 years and start joining reality, which is confusing, because you're probably headed off to college next. You also have to decide what you want to do in life, which is even more confusing, because you have virtually no choice in what you are taught in school. If you go to high school and meet someone who is focused on learning something they want to do in life, stick with them; they will probably be uber-famous since they are smart enough to skip all the stupid shit that goes on at such a young age.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Nick did last week?
Guy 2: Yeah, he burnt down a church with a home-made flamethrower and killed all the people inside it.
Guy 1: Did he go to jail?
Guy 2: Nah, but I heard he got 4 years in high school.
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4 years to get a handshake and a paper
You finish high school to get shit
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A place full of teenagers. People trying to fit in with the right crowd. Here are the types of people in high school.
Preps: Little spoiled brats who go around the school showing off their new clothes and shit. The teachers love these brats. Are scared of the muslims in the school.
Jocks: Guys that are preps and play on the sports team and go around bullying nerds. Assholes basically.
Nerds/Geeks: Kids that nice, smart and don't bother anyone. But they get bothered by the jocks.
Goths: These are rebels that are pale, have coloured black hair, listen to heavy metal and protect nerds. The teachers hate them.
Punks: Like the goths, but they don't have pale faces. They like to skateboard and they listen to punk rock bands.
Gangstas: Usally latin or black that are real gangstas, listen to rap and keep it real. They aren't bullies, they are actually nice to people that are nice as well. Some of them are white.
Gangsta wannabes/wiggers: These white sub-urban kids think they are tough and are mean to everyone. They are really cocky but it takes only one punch to shut them up.
Muslims: The preps and the jocks dont like these people but the muslims are really nice. They will help you, they will protect nerds and they also mind their own business.They are quiet, and they don't get into trouble. Also never try to pick a fight with a muslim. Strangeley whenever a jock tries to pick a fight with a muslim the jock always loses. I know this beacause whenever a kaffir tries to beat me up, I beat the crap out of them.
High school sucks dont go there or you will die
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