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The act of cumming in your lover's face, and then his best friend licks it off.
ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash
ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash
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Insult used to hurt other peoples feelings. Used mostly by nerds with the name Stafford.
Your homeless Gabe... nobody loves you.
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When you have a mini-van (usally White) with a homelessman inside and you pick up girls paying them to bang the rotten man but not telling them until you kick there ass out of the car then THEY shit with the stench of ASS and Crabs..
"Hey sandy....."
"Yes?"
"I got a homeless driveby"
"You get crabs...?"
".....Yes"
".....same...........damn HomeLess DriveBy..."
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A homeless guy that lives in a wooded area and grows a thick beard. Campsite is often littered with garbage bags and overgrown with poison oak. Have been found cutting at tree branches for no appearant reason. Is often not ammused by young punks coming to his woods. Is not often seen, but some witnesses have reportedly seen an arm.
Person 1: I'm bored.
Person 2: I know, let's go to the woods, pay ol' Homeless Harry a visit.
Person 1: Eh, mabye we shouldn't.
Person 2: Yeah, mabye you're right, last time I saw an arm.
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Originated on Haight Street in San Francisco. There are so many homeless and street people there begging for money, beer, and left over food, that when a normal person who is dressed well, buzzed and going out for a good time is accosted by one of them (thereby killing your buzz) the non-homeless person may ask in an annoyed fashion “Why do you gotta be so homeless ALL THE TIME??!!!”. It is important to add “all the time” because they continue to be homeless and annoying every time you return to Haight Street.
This phrase can be extended to any situation in which another person is being incessantly annoying or pestering you for the same thing, ALL THE TIME!
Example #1 You are walking down Haight Street and you see a man with a “why lie I need a beer sign” and he accosts you and asks for your change. You say “Man, you are here every day asking for beer money, you should get a job! Why do you have to be so homeless ALL THE TIME???
Example #2
Person 1: Dude, can I borrow $10 dollars?
Person 2: Dude! You ask me for money every time I see you, why do you gotta be so homeless all the time?!
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The point of day in a city, when one notices a significant increase in the number of homeless people out and about.
Key signs are:
1. Seeing more homeless people
2. Beings accosted for change
3. The area around downtown begins to smell worse
It smells like homeless rush hour in this city.
When your hoe leaves you and you are in search of a new one.
You: I’m homeless without the m
Random person: I’ll be your hoe