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When the only person you find attractive is Homer Simpson
"I was watching The Simpsons and i think i might be Homiesexual
Homiesexual is the sexuality in which you perform sus acts with the homies, but it's not gay since it's the homies. This is provided you say "no homo" after each sus activity. If you do not say no homo, you are no longer homiesexual, but rather homosexual.
Person 1: Yo did you hear that Jack and John had a 10 hour anal session this weekend? That's gay af
Person 2: no, that homiesexual since their homies
Person 1: but apparently jack forgot to say no homo
Person 2: o shit then he's definitely homosexual, not homiesexual
When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.
Henry's walking weird this morning... Must've ran into a homiesexual
When your gay for the homies but not gay
Dude 1: Im homiesexual
Dude 2: Aren’t we all?
A gay man in denial that wants to do gay things but has an excuse to say that they're straight. Only gay men who think they are staright say Homiesexual
Hey man i saw this hot dude and i wanted to fuck him
So you're gay?
no bro im homiesexual
When you are straight but you act sus around the homies.
Homei: Bro, are you gay, stop acting sus
Me: Bro, it's chill, I'm homiesexual
The sexual orientation of which you only fall for you homies, and for your homies only.
After kissing the homies good night, he had found out he was indeed homiesexual