honest to hall

to tell the truth

So , honest to hall you wasn't lying all these years?

Honest to goodness

A southern phrase meaning to promise that something is true despite unbelief

Honest to goodness that rabbit kicked the hawk in the head as it tried to grab it and fly off.

Honest mistake

when you mistake a dancer for a waitress, at a strip club.

John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.

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Just Honest

What bullies say when they’re actually just bullies.

Riley and Kitren: we’re just honest!
eros: no bullies

Honest as an onion

A timeless phrase used to show authenticity and candor in a friend. Like an onion, they reveal many layers of truths, each with the same quality and meaning as the others. Some might even make you cry.

"You know Adam, he's honest as an onion."

I thought we were being honest

Last thing said in a relationship.

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...

Honestivity

Being honest and a dick at the same time.

Brison: Yo have you heard of Flatbush!?
Tyrrell: Yes, Brison I think everyone has.
Brison: I didn’t ask for your attitude, I asked a question..
Dylan: It’s called Honestivity Brison