hometown hook-up

A person that you hook up with when you go back to the town you grew up in. Often happens to college students when they go back home in between semesters and hook up with random people at parties or ex's who still live there.

I'm not really interested in Jeremy, he's just my hometown hook-up.

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hook-up line

Similar to a pick-up line but much more to the point. The sole purpose is to hook-up (have sex).

-That shirt is very becoming of you... and if I were on you I'd be cumming too.

-Nice legs, which hours are they open?

-(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.

Hot dayumm that was a good hook-up line!

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hook up slut

A female who makes out with any guy at any time, but will not progress any farther than kissing.

I thought I was going to get laid last night, but it turns out the chick was just a hook up slut.

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hooking up with a cow

hooking up with someone really ugly, regardless if the not-ugly person is under the influence of alcohol or not.

Matt hooked up with Matilda, which is basically like hooking up with a cow

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hook-up

ur friend, ur homie

what up, hook-up
what the deal is, hook-up
how much, hook-up
response: coke

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Hook Up or Die

A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.

Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?

Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?

Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.

Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!

The BK Hook-Up

1. When your friend who works at Burger King hooks you and all your buddies up with some 5 star eating with a 50% discount.

2. An armada of chicken fingers and fries loaded onto a trey coming at you faster than you can say "Have it your way". All for 50% off.

3. A sexual term for when a man dresses up in a King costume and is about to perform anal sex on a woman but instead shoves a trey full of french fries and chicken fingers into her ass hole.

Tyler: Yo Zack, The BK Hook-Up was awesome yesterday!

Zack: Yea, that was sick.

Tyler: Good thing Kyle got that 50% discount or that never would have happened.

Zack: Yea dude... want to suck on my penis...

Tyler: No

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