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The actual definition of a Houdini shit is a turd that contains enough negative buoyancy to drop to the bottom of the toilet and glide it's way down far enough into the toilet's exit portal that it appears to have mysteriously disappeared or make you question whether or not you even crapped to begin with. It often times shares the characteristics of a Jesus Shit, which is the term used for turds that leave no residue on the anus.
Boy, today's Ziggy cartoon was pretty funny. Oh well...I'm done wiping so I guess it's time to stand up, flush and get back to wor- OH MY GOD! HOUDINI SHIT!
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You are out with your friends and one of them flakes out, leaves and doesn't tell anyone where they're going, they're gone for the rest of the night, and they dont answer their phone.
Has anyone seen her or did she pull a houdini?
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When your sitting on the toilet for atleast 20 minutes and it feels as if the biggest turd has came out of your rectum; when you get up to wipe there's nothing in the bowl.
After twenty minutes of sitting on the crapper Johnny got up to whip and comes to find nothing there but a Houdini Turd.
When you’re driving an ambulance and you fart. You then open the windows so it blows back into the patient compartment to make the patient think your partner just farted.
My partner just hit me with a Stinky Houdini
A person who makes great effort in hiding within a supermarket or department store in order to avoid being seen by someone they know.
Person 1: Dude, the most awkward thing happened an hour ago.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I had to pull a supermarket Houdini at the mall to avoid my ex-girlfriend.
Similar to the previous houdini you spit on your partners back during sexual intercourse (prererably doggy-style) to fool them into thinking you have blessed them with your baby juices, and when they turn around you create a sperm smokscreen by releasing your little haploids into there eyes. Then after your ultimate trickery you use this window of opportunity to right hook em in the head.
"My partner found my new Felix Funtime Furry suit 2000 and so I pulled a quick houdini V2 in the attempt to wipe their memory"
When you are banging a female from behind, make sure she is facing a window. Have your friend hiding in the closet. When she isn't looking, pull the old switcheroo, and have ur buddy take over, without her noticing. Then, proceed to go outside, and wave at her through the window.
Ted and I pulled a Supreme Houdini on Melanie yesterday! I think she shit herself when she saw me waving!
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