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Earth-species also known as homo sapiens. Highly evolved brain capacity, quite agile, clever tool users and overall determined creatures. Very proficient endurance runners, perhaps the best on the planet.
Capacity for both good and evil, whether one is favored over the other depends mostly on upbringing, enviroment and personal philosophy.
Humans are also defined by their ability to think abstractly and to plan ahead of time. They are naturally geared towards helping one another in catastrophic situations should one occur. They sometimes have an unhealthy and unreasonable tendency to sell themselves short.
Not to be confused with some of the other misanthropic and defeatist definitions on this site. Definitions made by speciecist, pathetic people who are too weak or afraid to pursue greatness and thus feel the need to bring everyone else down.
Humans have come a long way since we first picked up a tool. Now we must embrace our worth and our abilities to bring humanity even further.
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A bunch of dumbasses who kill each other and waste shit. They are also very sexual and enjoy getting drunk
Most humans are bad, but. The ones like trump are the worst
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Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.
Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...
Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?
Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.
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Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.
Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!
Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!
Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?
McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*
Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!
BOOOOOF!
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characterized by an unfaltering need to support indoctrination without respect to logic, fairness, or utility
Your church's humane treatment of children and gays has left them both seeking another church's program for behavioural modification in order to return them to their humane principles.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DUMB ASS THINKING LOOKING UP YOUR OWN SPECIES?! WHAT THE FUCK IS MY DUMBASS THINKING EXPLAINING IT TO YOU?! You should know what your own
species is and if you don't go back to your dad's ballsack and ask one of your fellow brother or sister sperm. C:
Your dumb ass: "Hey mom what's a human?"
Your mom: "HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING YOU DUMB FUCK" *kills herself*
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A gourmet dish served to only the highest royalty and the ones skilled enough to steal some
King Louis (Don't ask which one): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Joe mama: humans
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