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Something british people claim they have as an excuse when they make fun of children dying. Then accuse people of being oversensitive to their joke even though they responded like a child to something miniscule.
American person: it's funny how british people call fries chips!
British person: Oh yeah? At least my kids arent going to die in a school shooting!
American person: Hey that's going far isn't it?
British person: pft look at this oversensitive American! Cant you see we just have dark humor. We're angry for you that's why I'm joking about the death of kids!
American person: all I said was Chip was a funny word for fries.
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Easy to learn and remember when laughing. Crosses all barriers. Transcends separation and disconnection. Lifts all good hormones/chemicals.
Being a beginner means being willing to suck at trying something new. I seek discomfort so it’s a win-win. I call that humor therapy when I can crack myself up.
A situation that, in the moment, is stressful and chaotic. It later becomes funny because enough time has passed for you to see the ridiculousness of it.
*after chasing down their toddler when he got out of the house naked*
Mom: This kid, I swear!! It’s like he wants to see me lose my sanity!
Dad: I’m sure this story will be humorous in hindsight one day.
Mom: You mean like when he’s 16 and bringing home a girlfriend?
Dad: Umm... Sure... Something like that.
Jokes only people apart of a certain fandom can understand, the worst type of humor. Usually cringe.
Person 1: “Itadori would definitely try to dn everybody.”
Person 2: “Fandom humor is unfunny.”
When a person, or people, take a concept from a popular TV show - usually a catchphrase - and try and make it funny in every day life. Effectively borrowing the line to try and create humor.
Guy, who is not Dane Cook, walks into a party and yells "Wait a second?! Who shit on the coats!"
This is an example of borrowed humor. Expectations were not confounded, thence humor did not arise from it.
Someone that has very weird humor , commonly will like apples and have some random rivalry with oranges , they also might have discord for some reason other to share that they like apples.
Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.
If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Apple humor examples
"Hey guys... I really really love apples"
"Apples taste amazing"
"Oh yeah those cute apples"
"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"
"I want to marry that apple"
"I once dated an apple"
Dimas humor does not exist if you ever witnessed such a thing you may want to die
** Dimas humor does not exist**