my humps

The epitome of hypercommericialism and product placement.

"My Humps" mentions many products: Seven Jeans, True Religion, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Donna Karan...and Cocoa Puffs...It also has product placement in the form of jewelery and cars.

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Air Hump

Humping the air around you

A Omar is dat nigga fuckin da wall
Na he air humpin

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Prison Hump

To have Anal Sex without any lube as they would in prison.

Oh man, last night I gave this fine bitch a prison hump, she screamed fer mercy.

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eye-humping

to lustfully stare at a person

I'm not a jealous guy, but I don't appreciate it when cats be blatantly eye-humping my girl.

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hump the bump

This funny little saying was created by my sweetie during my pregnancy. And it was to have sex laying over my tummy in about my 5th or 6th month..and being horny its more then a lot of fun..

.....Aww come on Jake..its been days...lets Hump the Bump...and I will make us waffles..how that for a deal??

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hump of the week

Wednesday; the midway point of the working week. Once over the hump, it's a downhill cruise to the weekend.

Jacob: Hump of the week!
Karen: Yeah, just two more days to go...

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Hump Trump

To be interrupted in the moment of intercourse. This interruption ruins the moment. Similar to the cock block, but during sex.

Guy 1 - "Dude, not only did her friend unsuccessfully try to cock block me all night, when I finally put it in her I got a phone call from my mom."
Guy 2 - "Man, your mom hump trumped you!"

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