I'm gay

You are? Me too!!

Thank you for you're" I'm gay" time.

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I'm easy

I don´t care about something. It's all the same to me.

Shall we go to an Indian restaurant or a Chinese restaurant? I'm easy, mate.

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I'm Batman

This is probably the only sentence worth saying in life. You can use it to finish any sentence too, you know because I'm Batman...

Sheila: Going to the movies tonight?
Me: I'm Batman.

Jimbobalucazade: How are you today?
Me: I'm Batman

*Argument*
Asshole: You gay ass motherfucker, you can't do shit.
Me: I'm Batman
Class: OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wins Argument*

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I'm high

Sitting and googling "I'm high" then reading the definition of it in urban dictionary...yea you! You're high.

I'm high , gimme some food....and a pizza...with pepperoni and coke......and a pair of wings so I can fly.

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I'm fine

A phrase people (usually girls) use when they are not okay at all but don't want people to worry. If a girl tells you she's fine, do not just role with it. Talk to her, ask her what is wrong and help her.

"How are you?"
"I'm fine"
"No you're not, what's wrong?"
"You're right, but don't worry."

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I'm sayin

to agree, to start a sentence, etc

Dustin: Damn, that girls got a nice ass on her
Holda: I'm sayin...
Dustin: yea mother fucker

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i'm not gay but

Something gay people say.

"I'm not gay but I really want to suck dick."

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