I heart you

1.) The step before saying I love you.
2.) When your not ready to say I love you.
3.) When you really like someone and saying I like you when your dating is stupid but saying I heart you is cute.

Boo, I don't quite love you yet but I heart you!

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I Run You

To be in complete dominance of another person; To claim ownership because your skill set is greater than another person in a particular area.

Halo Reference: When I out BR'd that bad kid I began to t-bag his body and repeatedly say, "I run you." He then rage quit because of the embarrassment.

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i love you

Lots of guys say it...then they cum.

"Oh, baby. I love you so much...aaaaahhhh...oooooh. Okay, now get outta my bed"

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I see you

Phrase used when acknowledging another's existence and/or point of view in a situation where they might be the minority

EXAMPLE 1
Girl A: Does anybody else have to sleep with a sheet, no matter how hot it is?
Boy A: No I totally don't understand.
Girl B: Don't worry, I see you.

EXAMPLE 2
Girl A: There are no other gay girls at this party except me and that girl over there. All I can think is, "Hey girl, I see you."

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I kid you not

A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm

After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!

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I miss you

Nicolle misses Jaime the most

An example would be when Nicolle says "I miss you"

In this case, Nicolle misses Jaime MOST, more than Jaime misses Nicolle.

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i smooch you

Derrek's substition for the three words used most inapropiatly: i love you.

"aw baby i love you."
"what the FUCK?!"
"i smooch you."
"much better."

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