id-10t error

Similar to a pebcak error. ID-10-t is idiot with a 10 instead of io in the middle.

computer user: I can't get my computer to work. The coofe cup holder is broken.
Helpdesk: Coffee cup holder?
Computer user: Yeah, my new computer has a coffe cup holder. You press a button and a tray comes out to place a coffe cup on.
Helpdesk (on mute and to a coworker): Hey Phil, I have a an ID-10T error on the phone. To computer user: Ma'am, That is not a coffee cup holder, that is your cd-rom.
Computer user: Oh. Are you sure?
Helpdesk: ARRRRGHGGGGHHHH!!!!!

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Fake ID face

serious stare with 22 degree tilt to the head. One eyebrow must be raised slightly. Amateurs make this face while taking a face ID picture.

You: Hey Ryan in oder to get in this room you must do a fake ID face.

Ryan (tilt head serious look eyebrow raised)

MS Paint IDE

A piece of software used for programming where it takes images made in MS Paint and uses a program to magically convert them to code. Previously just a meme, it's now used by amateur and professional programmers alike. Its competitors are Intellij IDE, Banner IDE, NetBeans, and BlueJ.

Programmer1: Hey dude, you hear Micro$oft discontinued MS Paint?
Programmer2: Will MS Paint IDE still work??
Programmer1: I don't fucking know, probably not
Programmer2: Gah fuck what the hell am I going to program in?!?!1!!?1!one?!?!1!

holler id

Ability to detect when you're being hit on by the opposite or same sex.

My holler id was off the charts last week at the party.

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Poop-id Shuffle

When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet

Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?

id 10 t

An error, caused by the idiot behind the keyboard. He is usually blaming the tech support that his mouse is not working, regardless that it is not plugged in. He is absolutely sure that he is right and nothing can prove the opposite.

The error is read "ai-dee ten tee".

Customer - C
Tech Support - TS

C: Hey, is this the tech supply?
TS: Yes sir, this is the tech support. How can I help you?
C: My mouse is not moving!!
TS: OK sir, what operating system you are using?
C: Pentium!!!
TS (whispers to someone): Not again... we have "id 10 t" error...
TS: Sir, is your mouse plugged into the computer?
C: Fuck you, do you think I am an idiot? ... Let me check ...

(5 minutes later)

C: Thank you guys, you are experts!

(Hang up)

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"Ide gas" sindrom

Prisutnost:
Javlja se obično kod novokomponovanih pubertetlija. Sve je prisutniji i kod mladje populacije Srbije, a posebno je sramotan kada svoju naklonost toj boleštini izraze i stariji ljudi.
Posećuje zamućene umove oba pola.
Zahvata samo mozak što kasnije kroz usta i gestikulaciju izlazi na videlo.

Izraz:
Jedni od simptoma su:
- gestikulacioni izraz savijanja ruke u laktu koja je nakon izvršenog postavljena direkto preko očiju ili čela (po želji korisnika) i upored s tim govornim izrazom ispoljenim kroz parolu "reši"
- bez ustručavanja su u bilo čemu osim u rečniku gde prazna mesta ustupaju raskošnim repertoarom žargonski oformljenih reči
- imaju retku sposobnost da mnogo govore, a malo kažu (poslednja stavka po uzoru na "Ozbiljne teme")
- persone ozbiljnije zahvaćene ovim sindromom učestalo idu nekog naučiti "pameti"

Način zaraze:
Putem nekvalitetne socijalizacije!

Lek:KNJIGA (samo da je dobra)

1.
Petar:"Kako ide?"
Živan:"Ma, nikako."
Petar:"Znači, ne ide?"
Živan:"Pa, ne ide život, ali ide gas!"

2.
Petar:"Kako se zoveš?"
Marica:"Marica."
Petar:"Hah, kada te izudaram po dupetu ima da ti se presijava iz crvene u plavu!"

Ovaj drugi primer ko razume...

"Ide gas" sindrom...

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