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Being unavailable for anything.
Im not in the mood for eat right now
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When someone says something that you always dreamed of them saying and your feel like you are melting
Julian made me feel like Im melting when he said how beautiful I was
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Mother****er, I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother****er, I'm awesome, I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
You know my pants sag low, even though
That went out of style like ten years ago
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle
And lyrically I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous, feel the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest
Oh yes, the girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
I'm as nervous as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zits
Plus my whole home-aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this it's 'cause my little sister wrote it
me: MOTHER FUCKER IM AWSOME
someone else: no ur not dude dont lie
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Bitch shut the fuck up your beautiful no matter what your a bad bitch ok tell them haters “fuck off” cause you a bad bitch what- is that TAKE THAT DAMN MAKEUP OFF NOW ok now seriously just dont call yourself ugly just know i love you 💗
Beautiful person: im ugly
Me: SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP
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a) An instant message received on Facebook often sent from someone you rarely talk to in person.
b) Any instant message recieved on Facebook.
I thought it was really weird that Ed creepy imed me today since when I seen him out last night he ignored me.
when you have to give someone a gift but you hate them so you get them a word mug that says im a motherfucker
here is a word mug that says "im a motherfucker"