Now in a Minute

a welshism ( apparently) meaning I will do it soon

mum-"Emily can you do the washing up"

Emily-" ok mam..i will now in a minute

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girl minute

equal in time to about ten, maybe fifteen, guy minutes.

Baby, yelling from the bedroom walk-in closet "I'll be ready in just a minute, Honey"
Honey, sitting on the living room couch for the last half hour deleting things from his cell phone "K, Baby. Is that a girl minute or a boy minute?"
"Girl!"
Honey turns on the TV, kicks up his shoes on the coffee table, throws the remote to the other side of the couch.

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WalMart minute

approximately 45 minutes; equivalent to the amount of time it takes to run into WalMart and purchase one or two items.

Sorry, kids, dinner will be ready in a WalMart minute--I burnt the frozen pizza.

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Sexy Minute

A Sexy Minute is basically your standard 60 second minute however everyone involved in the Sexy Minute strips down to their underwear and dances around to Gina G's 1996 hit single Ooh Aah... Just a Little Bit.

Gary: Hey Jeff, let me check your new iPhone for a sexy minute.

Jeff: Oh come on Gary, at least keep your boxers on... Where the hell does that music come from??

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525,600 minutes

The correct number of minutes in a common year. Calendar years end on exact days. The earths orbital year is roughly 365.25 days.

A leap year, which makes up for the quarter of a day dropped off of a common year, has 527,040 minutes.

365 days *24 hours *60 minutes = 525,600 minutes

366 days *24 hours *60 minutes = 527,040 minutes

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One minute

The response given by a teen to a parent, without regard to any actual measure of time.

Father: Put that iPhone down right now and come let the dog out.
Lexi: One minute.

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weed minutes

The perceived length of time at which one actual minute passes in the visceral world of someone under the influence of THC. Most commonly, "weed time" constitutes a multiplicatively extended period from reality to visceral perception, e.g. 5 minutes seems more like 10-20 minutes (i.e. 5 real minutes equal 10-20 weed minutes).

"Hey, Benjarvis! How long till we reach our destination of 'Burger King?'"
"Well see, Ermelinda, it'll probably be about 10 more minutes. But since we are high on 'THC,' the perceived amount of time will most likely be far greater than that - say, half an hour in 'weed minutes,' as they are called."
"Oh, cinnamon and gravy!"

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