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A secretion, varying from yellow to dark brown, from modified sweat glands within the ear. Its purpose is to lubricate and protect the delicate skin within the ears. Occasionally a build up of this substance can cause partial deafness, discomfort or pain and may require removal. This can be achieved with a special liquid available from pharmacists, or by syringing the ears with water or vacuum extraction by a qualified medical practitioner.
I've got so much ear wax I can't hear a thing
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When you have music so loud and terrible that its power takes form in the shape of a penis, said penis then shoves its self rapidly and abrasively into your ear holes making you feel the urge to make it stop, make everything stop.
That ear rape hurts, make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!
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I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick
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Noun: A deaf person; a person who is hard of hearing.
Originates from the northern English county of Lancashire and in particular Blackburn during the industrial revolution. Blackburn was home to many cotton mills (weaving and spinning)- commonly very noisy places that caused deafness due to the noise and a buildup of cotton dust in the ear.
Oi - cloth ears... are tha' deaf? I said come here!
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overflow sounds from someone listening to their ipod too loud,
possibly first coined by an npr editorial.
sitting on the train for four hours with ear spray on me from the raging 15 year old brittany fan, what fun.
Two people sharing a soundtrack using only one pair of headphones, aka wax swapping.
I saw two teen vampires ear buddying on the train this morning. They looked hungry so I gave them half my bagel and a juice box.
A bacterial infection, much like swimmers ear, that originated from bodily fluid explosion into ones ear. A mans cum or a females squirt that finds their partners ear and sits in there for days. Very painful medication needed.
I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear