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When a person, cries while huddled in the bottom of a shower with steaming hot water. Usually following some trauma. The person may utter they "can't get clean" and make futile attemps to remove soiling that doesn't actually exist. Featured in 98% of movies on the Lifetime Network involving a rape or abuse scene.
That girl I banged was so ugly I had to take a lifetime shower afterwards.
“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”
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Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.
There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.
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When a guy squirts his cum all over his partner after a vigorous fuck!
Kiersten : So babe what are we doing after work?
Chad: I thought I would brush your long blonde hair, kiss your beautiful face & neck, caress & lick your soft puffy breast's, pound my hard penis in your tight pink vagina turn you over and tap your nice firm ass, then give you a Cum Shower before I have to go home to my wife & 3 brats!
Kiersten : Oh WOW your so amazing cant wait! to taste your yummy cum!!
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An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.
"Oh shit, my alarm didnt go off"
"Shit... I have to be at work in 20 minutes"
"We'll just have to shower together"
"Hey man, thats gross"
"Nah its cool... It'll be a Business Shower"
"Aight dog"
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When you are showering with someone you press your buttocks against the wall and break wind; protruding a rumbling flatulent sound and vibrating the walls of the shower. This sounds much like a growl from a woodland critter.
Tina and I were making passionate love and she pushed me against the wall. I couldn't help but let a shower growler loose, thus ending Tina's want for any wigglin'.
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The act of washing your hair and face in the sink when a shower or time is not available. Sometimes done in public restrooms.
Jim- "I don't have time for a shower before we leave, but there might be some women there."
Friend- "Just take a whore's shower, it's much quicker."
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