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A Technique for hitting on Women. A man will use this Theory when he has no one in particular he wants to date but wants to flirt with women and see how they respond. essentially you hit on everyone you see without exception and and hope you "hit" something.
I have been "shotgunning" with all the chicks at work. and most of them have giving me their numbers
The "shotgun theory" has really gotten me somewhere with the ladies i dont know who to choose
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Researched intensively at a mid-sized public university in 2003, the Orbit Theory was established to explain the symbiotic relationship of when a large, unattractive female associates frequently with several highly attractive females or 'Bettys'. Quite simply, the attractive females have someone to complain to about typical problems, i.e. "Guys are assholes", "I'm ragging hard today", or "My V.D. won't clear up." The asthenically challenged female also provides a 'worst-case scenario' for the buxom women, as they know that life could be much worse if they looked like their dumpy little counterpart. However, the stout little fuggly stands to gain quite valuable aspects by hanging out with the attractive hotties: she may be able to see more suitable men, gain confidence by having smoking hotties as friends, be invited to fancier shindigs and box-socials, and become a BJ Queen for the men which cannot achieve coitus with said hotties. The mutual benefit for both parties is similar to celestial bodies which use their gravitational pull to prevent smaller moons from wondering into space...hence "Orbit" Theory; one large body benefiting from several smaller bodies surrounding itself and maintaining a gravitational pull in its orbit.
Four strikingly attractive women enter a local pub, in search of alcoholic beverages. Suddenly, at the end of the Betty trail is a stout female, no taller than 5'5" and a tanned face eerily similar to that of a tanned Pillsbury Doughboy. The last female entering the bar would complete the "Orbit Theory" equation: 3 or > #(Hotties)+1(Oompa Loompa or 'M&M')= The Orbit Theory
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1.(n) -The non-scientific theory that the presence or lack of a characteristic in a population can be divided along 90% to 10% lines.
1)90% of people are morons
2)only 10% of life is worth living
3)90% of people who post on this site are complete and utter retards
4)Only 10% of people are worth knowing
5)Only 10% of people give a fuck about the societies they live in
6)90% of women aren't attractive. same for guys.
7)10% of the population uses 90% of our resources
8)there's a 90% chance someone will find something in this offensive
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Named after the Pringles slogan, "Once you pop, you can't stop," this theory says that the longer someone waits to lose their virginity, the more they actively seek sexual activity once they do lose their virginity. The term "Pringles Theory" was first used by Michael LaFerney in a paper to describe this phenomenon commonly occuring in undergraduate students.
She didn't first have sex until she was twenty-five, but because of the Pringles Theory, once she lost her virginity she started sleeping around like crazy.
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the show that doesnt know what final means
hello internet welcome to game theory
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A very complicated mathematical ideology as explained in part A: But best explained and used in Part B.
A: In mathematics, a binary relation R over a set X is transitive if whenever an element a is related to an element b, and b is in turn related to an element c, then a is also related to c.
Transitivity is a key property of both partial order relations and equivalence relations.
B:I touch my balls, then I touch your forehead. By definition of Transitive Theory my balls have now touched your forehead.
-Go forth and enjoy your new found powers of Transitive Theory
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The Fantabulary Theory states that if you want to do it, it's bad for you.
It conceived it while half asleep in the morning, yearning to slip back into my dream, but obligated to attend school.
If the option sounds fantabulous to you, it's actually an awful choice.
Examples of Fantabulary Theory situations:
You want a slab of chocolate cake. Unfortunately, chocolate cake will make you fat.
You want to drink soda. Water's so much better for you.
You want to punch Lucas in the face. But that will lead to suspension from school, firing from a job, lawsuits, and various other negative effects.
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