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Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.

"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"

by Headcircus April 23, 2013

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Ink Sucker

A derogatory term for someone who smokes a vape pen.

Todd is such and ink sucker; he always vapes while driving his Subaru too quickly.

by DapperPigeon February 6, 2018


Ink Twinkie

An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....

"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"

by longrider700 January 30, 2015


Ink Withdrawals

A condition experienced by a tattoo enthusiast when they have gone a certain length of time without getting another tattoo. Symptoms include a sudden increase in their interest in tattoos, a sudden desire for a new tattoo without a clear idea of a design to get in mind, and brainstorming tattoo ideas.

It's been a year since I got my last tattoo, I'm having ink withdrawals! Should I get a dragon or a tiger for my next piece?

by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023


ink pond

Place where tattooed people party together....festivals, biker bars, concerts, etc

That club is an "ink pond" after 10pm

by Scarred & Tatted April 2, 2022


ink on the sink

Bum hole tattoo

You seen Emily’s new tattoo?

Yeah mate it’s ink on the sink

by NotARealChef October 10, 2018


Ink Pen

A reverse pink sock where your urethra comes out of your genitals through the hard expulsion of urine

Bill: Dang man i peed so hard I ink penned
Charlie: Eww bro thats nasty

by Dr. Trejo April 6, 2011

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