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The state of mind that a person may retain even after losing a significant amount of weight. Usually exhibited by late night food cravings, eating candy bars, and day dreaming about unhealthy foods
I knew JP still had his inner fat kid when he suggested we get buffalo wings at one in the morning.
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When you become so zooted (stoned) that you begin talk to yourself in the third person, while often creating imaginary people to have hypothetical conversations with. Essentially, you are having a conversation with multiple people that are within your mind discussing hypothetical situations that are often ridiculous and far-fetching.
Dude1: John, Look at that man cutting the grass! We need to stop him, he's murdering those blades of grass!
Pseudo-Dude2: Holy haberdashery John, you're right! He's a monster! Those poor blades of grass!
Pseudo-Dude3: Think about the baby grass blades! Watching their parents being gruesomely murdered and knowing that one day, they will be murdered too!
Dude1: Holy shit John, you're inner monologue high.
all girls have a secret inner whore, a small part of them inside that simply cannot refuse the penis laid upon them. Alcohol seems to be the devil's advocate in this inner demon. Causing a girl to make out with guys, cheat on their boyfriends, and suck dick within her boyfriends forbidden circle of friends.
I really wanted to make out with her at the club, we were grinding real close, and I could have kissed her, but she has a boyfriend and I want her to like me for me, and not because of her uncontrollable secret inner whore.
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The space between a woman’s thighs just below the sweet spot that allows you to see through a her legs while she is standing still. Normally only found on women who works out and wears the correct pants. Yoga pants and certain types of jeans are the preferred attire of these specially endowed women.
Scott: I was at the gym yesterday and this girl had the perfect inner thigh gap, I could see Tim benching on the other side of gym. I waved at him and he waved back.
Jim: No shit! That’s incredible.
Scott: I know, she could stand in front of my TV during the game and I would not miss a play, and she was sporting a most impressive camel toe.
Jim: I am going to gym with you tomorrow.
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One who sleeps in often, also avoiding important situations.
George W. Bush is sleeper-inner.
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An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.
Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.
Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.
Theresa: *sigh*
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Inner leg Clevage (ILC) is the space located between a woman's thighs near her vagina. Usually, a "in shape" woman will have space, and her legs wont rub together when she walks, at least near her crotch. A fat woman with no inner leg clevage will have her thunder thighs rubbing together and in some extreme cases must wear flame retardant pants in order to keep from spontaneous combustion.
damn, jessica alba's got some nice inner leg clevage.
counter example: oh shit, call the fire department
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