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An insta normie is a person who looks at memes on instagram they do not understand memes without captions and are doomed to become facebook moms
Person1: Hey, do you like Obama prism?
Person2: No, I don't, because I'm an insta normie
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when you're one person and then your significant other arrives and your evil side comes out to impress them.
Man, he was so cool until bitch showed up and he became an insta-douche, just so he could get some.
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Verb :To instantly be discharged forcefully and abundantly part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.
usually unexpected and not as painfull as a regular puke.
I just insta-puked in the back of his car , maybe we should take off before he gets back.
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The more you talk to a women that bitchier that get.
Bitches (Insta Bitch)
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A guy who is known as your boyfriend just for the fun of having one, just to post cute pics and stuff for insta.
Omg you and your boyfriend are so cute
He’s my insta boyfriend haha he’s so cute
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Refers to when something is so badass or sexy that simply having it or wearing it will get you free sex from anyone. Think like axe body spray, only legit.
...dude that wicked new justice belt is pure insta-dome dude!
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Negative karma that occurs immediately after you have done something bad to someone else.
He got insta-karmed right after he made fun of that girl hitting her head on the wall; he hit his head even harder on the wall!
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