A person who gets sent nudes by girls on instagram.
Jack:I got more nudes from Lucy on instagram.
James: You are such a instagram pimp
A phony artist. Someone who pretends to be an artist but doesnt produce any actual art
He's just an instagram artist, putting filters on random pictures and calling them art
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When something is expensive because it is insta-worthy or aesthetically pleasing.
That corgi-shaped macaron is expensive because it's got instagram tax.
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A girl who acts like she loves her child and posts pictures like look at my cutie, she's my world. But is more interested in the next guy she can sleep with. Barely works and acts like she spoils her child but everyone knows her parents support that baby.
Nicole is such an Instagram mom I feel bad for her daughter
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Window shopping on Instagram. When you go to the shop section and start saving items and screenshotting them, without buying them.
Iβve just done some late night Instagram Shopping and I saved a lot of thing I canβt afford.
Having little to no followers on instagram
"Dude you only have 15 instagram followers "
"Yeah I know, I'm instagram poor"
A "Goth" girl, usually between the ages of 20-23. These girls call themselves Goth, but do not listen to the music, or even acknowledge that Goth is a music-based subculture. They are usually metalheads, and think that listening to black metal, slam, and deathcore will make them considered more "Goth" by their followers. They throw around the word "elitist" like crazy. They argue that normal people do not respect Goths, but they themselves do not respect and appreciate how the Goth subculture originated.
I had to explain who Peter Murphy was to an Instagram Goth once.