internet

The name of our alien overlord. The one that the government uses to control it's people, they keep it in the basement of the White House.

"All hail! Internet!"

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The Internet

Where men go to pick up chicks.

Girlfriend: "What's wrong with spending time on The Internet?"

Boyfriend: "Men only go there to pick up chicks, you know."

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internet

1) A virtual network where people can either conduct e-business or find information.
2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.

1) I need to find out the weather report for tommorow and directions to get to the plaza on the other side of the state, I'll look it up on the internet!

2) Hahz! I just beat you in counter strike which means my penis is larger then yours!

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internet

An endless amount of information, pornography, and other stuff to do. All put together over countless servers and other crap. Point being, no matter how many games you play on the internet, you'll never win even one. Its just a bundle of wires.

Person 1 : "Dude, we just kicked this clans ass in Counterstrike! My clan won!"

Person 2 : "No they didnt. Nobody ever wins on the internet."

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the internet

The internet is a series of tubes;

Not a big truck.

The internet is made of of thousands of microscopic tubes that connect every computer in the world together.

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Internet

1) A place for illegal activity, porn, drugs, hacking and games. A place where anything goes. The Internet is just a bunch of computers and endless cable. Internet is ran by the phone company.

2) The inner lining of your swimsuit.

1) "Dude, let's get warez and porn and then do some h4x0ring." "Dude, you wanna go on Internet?"

2) "Dude, I just logged on to my internet!" "Dude, that is sick, mention it again and you get tempbanned."

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internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

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