Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.
In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?
Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.
Fsms thick is when your jeans don't have air in them there for you are thick by fsms standards.
She's not thick but she's fsms thick
When a chick is sooooo damn thick, she makes boys dumb af
Bro Kate is so Dummy thick , she made my IQ go down
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someone with a huge ass or thighs.
boy 1: "damn did you see audrey's ass?"
boy 2: "i know! she's thick af!"
audrey: "stop looking your perv's!"
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Referring to a girl being thick. ( having curves , booty , thighs ect.)
"damnnn , shawty thick! I would tap that "
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When you're skinny but still have ass and titties.
"Aye man, what would you consider Mimi?"
"Mm...chubby and thick."
"Nah, NATSUMI'S chubby and thick, but Mimi is slim thick. She's skinny as fuck, but that ass and those titties still poke out, and they jiggle when she runs"
"...Shiiit you right"
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A supposed sign of age, experience, wisdom and knowledge.
"Look rookie, you're good but you don't have thick eyebrows yet, so shut your pie hole and listen to what I'm telling you!