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The kind of poop you take that gets larger in girth the further it comes out, but it has barbs so you can't take it back in.
Gregg was crying on the toilet because he was pushing out an inverted cone with barbs.
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a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.
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female nipples that are inverted or have the appearence the breasts are sucking them back in
oh how i hate my inverted udder caps they have caused me to be the joke of the estate and no man will ever chuck his pram batter upon them
One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.
"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."
Female bodybuilder. Dyke, carpetmuncher; transexual.
While at the gym.
Damn, that girl is woking hard lately. She should be careful if she doesn't want to pull an inverted Caitlyn Jenner.
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When someone is wearing huge shorts and a tight shirt and looks like an upside down mushroom
John: Whoa check out that kid hes rockin inverted mushroom
Eric: Yeah what a fag
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The act of getting your dick sucked from the back side.
"Last night my girlfriend was licking my asshole and she totally gave me an inverted anteater"
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