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National slap your tallest fried day is on November 4th .
Remember you can only slap them if they are 5 '3 or taller
Walk up to them ask if you can slap them because its "National Slap Your Tallest Friend Day", if they say no you can still slap them either way.
March 3 is national kidnap your best friend day. The day you get to kidnap your bestie take them where ever you want and make them buy you icecream.
Woah it is march 3, I better go kidnap my best friend and force them to drive me places.
YAY it is national kidnap your best friend day.....I wish I had a best friend so I can kidnap them.
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National fuck your friend day is a day meant for you and best friend of other gender to have some fun. June 19
Let’s fuck are best friends . Man my bf has the best dick. Yea National fuck your best friend day
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Joe: Hey Martha, it’s December 18, national kiss your best friend day
Martha: ok
Both: *little kiss*
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Appreciate your short friends they are a very rare species.
Friend:I am so glad I have a short friend
Short friend:??? Why are you saying this
Friend:Because it’s National appreciate your short friend day!
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On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please
On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!
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National pay your tall friend day is a national holiday where if u are the tallest of ur friend group, everyone has to give u $5 and if they refuse, then you are entitled to slap them. You're welcome. National pay your tall friend day is on July 27th.
Person A: Hey! It's national pay your tall friend day! $5 please!
Person B: No! I'm like 1/4858 of an inch taller then you!
Person C (Actually the tall one): WASSUP ITS PAY UR TALL FRIEND DAY