god

A tool used by those that hold power to control the masses.

God is nothing more than a figment of your imagination.

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God

A concept of which almost all definitions of at urbandictionary.com are 'recommended for deletion'.

Atheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition supports God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.

Monotheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition does not support God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.

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God

The origin of all awesomeness, and pretty much everything else.

God created the heavens and the Earth, and saw that they were totally sweet, and so he continued to make everything awesome.

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God

A something you can make money out of.

The orange link above is the perfect use of god.

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god

It doesn't exist. It fuckin' doesn't exist. Where's the evidence? I am not going to join your religion unless you give proof that s/he exists.­

Religious Chatroom:

AtheistThatWantsProof: God doesn't exist.
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: OMG STFU GAY FAGGOT!!!1 UR GOIN TO HELL AND UR GAY. BCUZ GOD DOZ EKZIST U STOOPUD ATHIEST!!111
AtheistThatWantsProof: Oh, really? Can you give me any evidence to back up your claims?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UHHHMMM, WELL UHH ERR...
AtheistThatWantsProof: hmm?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UMMMMNN...
AtheistThatWantsProof: Well?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999 has just signed off.

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God

1.the creator of the universe. the Alpha and the Omega. the forgiver of sins. the Holy Trinity of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

2. the thing unseen by stuck up atheists

"For God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life."

John 3:16

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GOD

The worlds most popular imaginary friend.

A man talking to himself is eather a) crazy or b) talking to god.

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