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Mario Escobar was "accused" of shooting up the Prudential Center. He is innocent. Don't deport my man wraps. Free Wraps and Never the Same
Free Wraps, he is my guy!
Some kind of ghetto (dangerous/unhealty) food. Not to be confused with gangsta rap.
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1. the art of saran wrapping and forking a friend's car in a gated commmunity, while being followed by the fake popo, climbing a barbed wire fence while being chased by wild coyotes.
2. saran wrapping a boy and his dog together, throwing eggs at him and then leaving with his car keys.
"did you by chance sugar wrap a car?"
"no!"
"say no to sugar wrapping!"
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When two souls meet and become entwined making it nearly impossible to be away from each other for lengthy time periods. When you are away from each other, you are on each other's mind and just thinking about the other person makes your heart smile.
e.g: When #Mushu met #Luna and felt everything inside come alive. #Mushu knew #Mushu was soul wrapped with #Luna.
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When you can't get an erection so you wrap your penis around your testicles and then proceed to penetrate your lover with the entire package.
I got so drunk last night I couldn't get it up. So I did a wrap and tap and fucked her with my dick and balls.
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The action in which a male positions his hands on the rib cage of a females body. Usually associated with intense emotions of lust or want.
He has the best Rib Wrap, have you seen his hands?
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Wrapping a gift with random pieces of wrapping paper... usually what's left over from all of your other presents. It usually uses much more tape than a normal wrap job and is always reserved for someone you have a special connection with. Done to the right person, possibly a sibling, it's a plus. To the wrong person, like a girlfriend or wife (unless she's perfect), a definite minus.
At Christmas I always wrap everyone's gifts all nice and tidy then scrap wrap my bro's cause he always puts mine in a brown paper bag and writes my name on it with a sharpie.
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Husband: Sorry I scrap wrapped your gift, honey... I ran out of paper this morning.
Wife: It's over, I'm moving in with my sister. And, by the way, I'm sleeping with your best friend!!!
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