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Annoying children:
1)Kids below the age of 10, regardless of physical maturity. Once 10, kids are mentally mature enough to no longer be annoying.
2)Kids that scream and go stir crazy at the sight of breasts and the sound of bad words, and get Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a side effect.
3)Kids that will push away their Richard Feynman science book and take out their ultimate Spiderman comic book.
4)Kids that are overly curious in stores, touching everything they see.
5)Kids that add to the annoying sound effects of kids playing in recess.
6)Kids that attempt to be themselves.
7)Kids that don't masturbate (the reason kids are so annoying is because their parents do not let them, so they use another outlet for fun.)
Remember, be cool, don't stereotype kids, respect the 1% that are smart!
Annoying children: 1)Kid below 10: AAAAHAHAHHHAA POOP AHAHAHAHAH *climbs on shelf*
Ten year old kid: Oh, so how is your hangout at the coffee shop going? Any stupid kids there?
2)*turns head and sees Playboy porn magazine in wrapping paper* AHHHHHH HELP ME AAHHHHHH HELP SAVE ME LOOK LOOOOOOOK ITS A BAD MAGAZINE STOP IT HEEELPP ME
Adult: We got bird shit on our car.
Kid: AAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHH HELP ME HE SAID A BAD WORD AHHHHHH
Adult: Time to bring him to the pediatrist.
3)*Adult gives child a Richard Feynman book*
NO! NO! NO! I want my ultimate Superman comic book!
4)*Climbs on shelf and touches foam*
5)You tagged me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
6)I'm just going to be myself, weak and fat playing video games.
7)Have you ever wondered what your children are thinking that you do not know? You would be shocked: "sigh... my parents won't let me masturbate, they think it is a sin."
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Semen, in addition to being boneless they also have no soul.
Solve this riddle to get access to the message Berra. I'm easy to get into, but hard to get out of, what am I?
Kalan: So she swallows?
Ethan: yeah, she's like a daycare for my boneless children.
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1. A horror movie about children that come from corn kernels that kill people.
2. The Amish.
1. Let's go watch Children of the Corn Urban Harvest!
2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!
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Children of Bodom are a black/power metal band hailing from the lovely country of Finland. Like many other good European Metal bands, they suffer from a fanbase that consists of a bunch of elitist smacktards that spend the majority of their time on internet forums disrespecting metal bands that have melodic tendencies. As good as Children of Bodom are, their fanbase is about as retarded as a heaving orgy of Slipknot, Tool, and Trivium fans sweatily licking the hair grease off Max Cavelera's dreadlocks.
"(Insert popular melodic thrash/metal band here) is a bunch of whiney emo-kids."
"No, that's a Children Of Bodom-ism, and you are an elitist prick. You should take a listen to Hawthorne Heights if you want whiney emo-kids."
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sperm ....spunk.....cum....jizz......
white wee wee.... fathers milk ..etc etc ...
fuck me youve shot ya liquid children all over my tits you filthy cunt.....
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A place where kids go when they're sick.
Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital
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Children who will grow up in a completely unique world. A puppet third world country that will be milked for all its resources and then leave the people there for dead. What a future these democratic citizens of the future have.
Iraqi children will grow up to be productive, starving adults.
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