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Another word for the police, similar in use to the cops or the fuzz. Popular in use in north east England
Imma put a hole in your f*cking back if I catch you talking to the f*cking jakes
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Shit man, it’s the jakes
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Jake is the hottest and cutest guy around. He has sexy blond hair, and gorg blue eyes. Not only is he hot, he is also the NICEST person in the WHOLE WORLD, who is VERY considerate and cares about others. He is the PERFECT guy!
A: OMG I just met the NICEST AND HOTTEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Guess who it was??
K: JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A: You betcha!
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is a quad amputee, with one of the limbs being his microcock. he has a very large head, most of which being brain.
bro ur such a jake. i both hate and respect you for that
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a jake is a cop aka 12 or police officer
"Fuck the Jakes they can't tame us' - L'A capone
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huge dick, will get a girlfriend any day
Jake is the sexiest person i have ever met
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He's dorky, but he is cute, sweet, and always has something nice to say. He makes you feel special when he smiles at you. He makes your heart jump and you could never stop thinking, "it's a pleasure to have him in my life, I love him". I love him and love he's in my life, he makes me complete.
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