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Nice, potentially ~scoop~able breasts that are jiggly like a jellyfish. They have an ethereal float to them. They are the definition of the perfect jiggly titty.
*Tentacles not required*
Damn she has nice jellyfish breasts.
When you have a dip of salt in your mouth to alleviate a kanker-sore and you spit it into someone’s mouth while kissing them.
My mouth was hurting so bad but Amanda wanted to make out so I gave her a jellyfish sting.
Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.
"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"
"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"
When jerking off in a vertical position, that last drop of cum that hangs off the tip of a dick.
While giving her a facial, he had to shake twice to get the hanging jellyfish to fall.
A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.
Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.
When a man or lesbian top uses a woman’s discharge as lube during sex.
Bro 1: hey dude how’d it go with that hottie last night?
Bro 2: Nothing major just some jellyfish sex and titty fuck.
A scrapyard manager for a large company.
Of course Toby can handle that much scrap. He's a sticky jellyfish!