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Jesus

A cute boy with brown eyes nice soft hair loves soccer and always has his earphones in after school but he has his on this one girl even tho shes younger.

Jesus is cute

I'd smash all kinds of ways

by Itzyoboibigdick November 27, 2018


Jesus

Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L

I got Jesus pregnant

by .....jesus..... February 27, 2019


Jesus

Some kid i met while playing Fortnite. Quite a nice guy

"Hey Jesus you're in the zone"

by SnO-b December 15, 2020


Jesus

Jesus is a smart Cute and amazing person he is very funny but sometimes he can get serious and gets very sensitive at time if ur luck u will date a Jesus just dont take advantage of him and don't break his heart

Jesus melody thinks u cute

by BBYGAB October 11, 2019


Jesus

The kid with the big dick in school

(Girl 1)“Hey have you heard about Jesus”.
(Girl 2)”Yeah I heard he has the biggest dick”

by Jesusthebigdicknig August 5, 2019

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Jesus

1. Is a normal 11-year old white dude named Gabe

2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show

“Yo is that Jesus?”

nah it’s just Gabe

by Whitestpersonever January 11, 2020

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Jesus

Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.

Jesus is the one not to mess with.

by Lil_litt_boy November 19, 2018

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