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An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen.
My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.
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Also a name for a young boy who loves to blow his load into a fresh pair of socks.
Kid in the hall: Hey look at that jizz foot
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A person living in seclusion that relies on Jizz for nourishment.
"Fuck Joel, why are you such a Jizz Hermit?"
(Mate#1) "I think Joel is actually a Jizz Hermit."
(Mate#2) "Well he is withdrawn and depends on Jizz for sustenance."
Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.
(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".
(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".
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(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.
'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'
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The official name for the moneyshot in pornography. Because men who can ejaculate at the appropriate moment are in such high demand in the movies,they are paid a fortune. Careerr candidates are referred to as @Going into the porn jizzness."
Kathy: For christ's sake Peter get on with it. What are you trying to do, break into the jizzness?
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Ants found throughout the homosexual parks of Queensland, Australia. The large size of the ants is primarily attributed to the extra protein they receive from ingesting sperm (Jizz). The ants often congregate in the public toilets within the parks due to the abundance of Jizz often spilt of the ground during certain homosexual acts.
1. Don't go in the toilets I just saw a huge Jizz Ant in there.
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