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Book smart but his common sense is low. He’s obsessed with jack grealishs calves and is convinced he’s built like Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s very fruity even though he says he’s straight. He wants to adopt a kid so hit him up.
John says he has muscular legs 🦵.
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It is a bundle of joy where even in your darkest days, a smile from them can make you the happiest. A john is a human that feels like home. When you’re around them you feel like no matter what’s going on around you, you are safe and everything is okay. A john is everything you can ever wish for in a person, a human that you can be yourself around and know he’ll love you forever. A john is the sweetest, nicest, and prettiest human you can meet and it’s the most beautiful thing you can experience.
I hope i was a john to you and i hope you’ll once find one
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Egotistical Short Guy
Sort of Confident in himself
Known around the block
Just a guy you can hang out with
Asian
Hey John, how is it down there
Shut Up
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guy 1: yo have you seen the rich guy
guy 2: yeah he's such a john
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John is a type of guy who will keep secrets but will tell you the truth to your face. He's tall, slightly bony, and has short dark hair. He likes the darker side of things, but doesn't mind seeing the light in them too. He can rap and is completely lovable if you get to know him. But mainly he protects the ones he loves.
"John is such a good friend."
"I wish my boy friend was John."
"I wish someone will protect me like John."
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John is a very charming guy to be around. If you find one OH MY LORD don't let them go. He knows how to make anyone smile even on the hardest days. He is very caring and notices when something is bothering someone even if they try hiding it. He is very sexy and has a freaky side. He loves affection any time of the day. He will treat his girl like a QUEEN and be loyal to her always. John doesn't play around with relationships and is true to his word. John is usually around 5'10 to 6'. They have a goofy personality, are definitely extroverted, and once you get to know him, his true colors come out. Sometimes he thinks he's Mr. Tough guy and will tease you but inside he's got a soft side that he tries to hide around his friends. He is very handsome, loves working hard for his dreams, and has a heart for the Lord.
Person 1: Aye is that him??
Person2: Who john?
Person 1: Yea
Person 2: oh sí, ese es él, no puedes perderte su atractivo yo
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He is a FAT-ASS
Kid one- oh is that the moon
Kid two- no its just john
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