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A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.
Janise: jonathan is so kind
Susie: his dick bomb as well
The most finest, hottest nigga alive. He’s gonna be rich with two kids with a girl named Jazmine ❤️🌝
Who’s Jonathan
“This fine ass nigga”
Ouiii I want him 😋
A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?
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Jonathan is a short, lazy bearded man, who looks like he lives under a bridge. But besides all this jonathan is a good friend who is usually there for you, even if he isnt good at expressing it.
Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them
I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog
Jonathan is the hottest guy you’ll ever meet. Loves God his mama and you. He will flirt with any girl you see around him big once he finds his girl his eyes light up and the smile that lights up the whole world shines. He can’t be so mean and the worst guy you feel like. But then after he has two minutes of cooling down he is the mosh apologetic man you’ll ever meet. He has the best eyes shining and blue his hair is perfect messy and he doesn’t know what a brush is. He is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Girls if you ever find a Jonathan never let him go he will light up your world. Keep him. 💗
Love you Jonathan
Jonathan er den type gutten jentene faller for. Han er en gledesspreder. Øynene hans glinser i sola og smilet han lyser opp rommet. Han er en god kysser og vet hva han driver med. Mange jenter er forelska i han men han er bare interessert i 1 spesiell jente. Han har en mørk og rolig stemme og det glatte håret. Han har myke hender og han er ganske høy. Han er egt helt perfekt!
Jente: jeg er så forelska i en gutt!
Anen jente: la meg gjette, er det Jonathan?
Jente: JA! Han er perfekt