lobster thermidor stealing wrench.
βLetβs kill all the joy despretsβ -Juno Birch
68π 15π
The feelings you have when you first fall in love. When you are just overwhelmed with joy each time you see your lover. Can be present tense or past.
Amy Winehouse used the term in her song "stronger then you" As in "I am not feeling any of your love joy anymore" when singing to her drunken boyfriend.
20π 3π
When you are expecting a big (and totally undeserved) payday (financial or otherwise) and you end up (quite rightly from a karmic perspective) getting fuck all!
A: You heard about Malio??
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!
14π 1π
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Bhai bandi ne mera kinder joy kar diya
11π 1π
The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.
Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed.
108π 32π