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funky junk

To have one's gonads and penis (junk if you will) have an undesirable stench.

I have smelly genitals and people call me funky junk at my school

by Mitchell Smith April 11, 2008

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Spinnin' that Junk

A term used to respond when someone says they hate a band you like. Can be used in pretty much any situation regardless of topic.

"Man Pearl Jam blows, do they even know how to make a decent album?"
"Whoa man I'm spinnin' that junk! You watch yourself before I stick a golf club up nose."

by turtlecream98 April 22, 2015

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junk food

food that has too much fat(among other things) and bears little nutritional value

Lay off the junk food already. It's not like it's going to do anything good.

by Light Joker May 1, 2005

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slam junk

when you or someone close to you has abnormally low hanging balls and you proceed to dribble them against a hard surface and slam dunk them in their navel

you boys ready for the big slam junk competition tonight!?

by Ice Kingz January 5, 2011


junk hug

Awkward moment when two guys are too close when they give each other a hug, resulting in junk to junk contact.

"Did you see John and Jake's junk hug? They were so close that their junk was touching!"

"When you hug your best friend, be sure to leave a little room downstairs - you don't wanna junk hug!"

by Bucksh0t March 10, 2013


junk shaker

Someone who appears normal outside of the club scene but once introduced into the clubs becomes a very vigorous dancer. junk shakers can often be found in suburban areas outside of major cities.

Devon is such a junk shaker when we go to the clubs in manhattan.

by erin f. June 29, 2006


Junk Juice

Dripping ball sweat.

This workout left me soaked with junk juice

I can feel the junk juice dripping off my scrotum.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018