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She is a SuPER UNDERRATED girl from the Kane Chronicles (written by Rick Riordan). Her boyfriend is Walt (with Anubis in him BUT SANUBIS EXCISTED FIRST PEOPLE)! Her cat Muffin is the goddes Bast and her brother is Carter Kane. Her goddes is Isis.. YES SHE MET PERCY AND ANNABETH OK! 😂💖
Anubis: "WhOA the sky is beautiful tonight"
Walt: "you know who else is beautiful?"
Both: "Sadie Kane"
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Sadie: "ABCDEFG.. gummy bears are chasing me! One is red and one is blue.. one is chewing on my shoe.. now I'm running for my life cuz the green ones got a knife!"
Neith: ...
to pull a kane is to unconsciously snap your dick in a pool. legend says (or kane says) while he was rooting a chick in the pool he snapped his dick. in theory but we have come to the conclusion that he was trying to fuck the jet filter.
being shocked by a sharp pain in your dick with blood pissing out.
*see's a bloke facing the wall of the pool sourounded by blood*
man " hey look that guy is pulling a kane"
"My XR6 Typhoon has 650bhp and will beat your 440ci bigblock Charger"........mate don't be a Kane the pain.
Jake Kane means he has a mean 12 inch elephant long schlong at least and has 6’5 240 Frame and gets hella pussy
Hey did u know that Jonny sins is a Jake Kane
Eminem's underrated brother who used to rap
"Dude Nate Kane is pretty dope"
"Who?"
When you are Randomly gifted a Candy Cane from an unexpected unreliable source or at a time of year that is not even close to Christmas. Instant feelings of mistrust and shadiness follow.
My Uber driver just offered me a bottle of water and this sketchy kane
The sinister bald-headed, goatee-sporting leader of the terrorist group, he's a big fat noob
I'm Kane Persuad and I have a big ass forehead and I'm balding