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A very tol salty french fries that has a crush on Yamaguchi Tadashi and he is also a tsundere because of his brother. (Akiteru is really cute ngl)
"Tsukishima Kei is a really talented middle blocker, and a very smart megane too!"
"Stfu Yamaguchi (lol jk I love you bby).."
"Sorry Tsuki!"
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Hardware that conveniently allows an individual to lose all essential keys at once.
I'm so glad I bought that personalized key ring, now the person that finds it can drive my car to my house and go in my office to unlock my safe without ANY trouble.
Coke that's about to be used for a key bump
Guy 1: "Yo bro my key don't smell too good"
Guy 2: "Meet me in the bathroom I got some key seasoning, finna spice that shit up"
A comedy duo, Jordan Peele and Keegan Michael Key, known mainly for sketches using wild characters and juvenile humour. Hilarious AF though
Chad, talking to his buddy Jimbo: Hey, you seen the SlapASS sketch on Key and Peele? It's so fucking funny...
Jimbo shakes his head: not really seen that show
Chad sees his opportunity to be the douchenozzle he is and prank an unsuspecting friend *gives Jimbo five then proceeds to vigorously slap Jimbo on the ass* SlapASS!!!!
Jimbo calls Chad a douchenozzle and punches him in his stupid Chad nose then goes home,finds Key and Peele on Comedy Central and gets the joke.
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To keep something a secret; to not announce something.
I low-key like her, I'm too nervous to say anything.
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The attempted act of joining into a three-way handshake, Usually resulting in embarrassment and rejection by the dominant handshaker.
(Also knowed as the finger flaping dance.)
"Bro that was awkward you just John Keyed me"
"did you see that guy John Key Richie Mccaw, how embarrassing "
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