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One who masturbates in public.
hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.
knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).
Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.
Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"
Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"
"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"
Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"
Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"
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A male homosexual. Often used by straight males against other straight as a means of humilating him.
"Shut up, you fartknocker!"
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one who llikes to go cock-knockin' ie, a male who prefers cock to pussy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an asshole
that guy's a total cock-knocker
man, you cock-knocker! where'd you score THAT? that shit is PROPERTY, man!
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N. great big huge fucking titties
Hey, Bo! Look at the rod knockers on her, those jugs are huge!
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Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.
I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.
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a rural person, a rustic person
Get out of my buisness you apple-knocker.
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A young child who breaks a 'rule' yet, because they are so adorable, huggable and "scrumptious", they manage to get off the hook with a simple reminder to "not do that again". Sound familiar????? :)
Joanna! You spilled the cereal all over the floor again! You little toot-knocker!!! Come to mama you precious pumpkin!
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