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A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"
Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"
Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"
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Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
To get Ryan Lambed is to get so fucked up that you’re rendered mentally handicapped. While Ryan Lambed, you’re extremely ignant and incapable of making rational decisions. All motor skills are reduced to about 30% of normal functionality while Ryan Lambed.
I got Ryan Lambed off my fucking balls the other night and kicked in someone’s front door. Needless to say I ended up in the back of a police cruiser.
What some people hear when someone with a Jamacain dialect says, "Lamb's breath." Which is a Jamacain strain of cannabis. It can also just mean weed in general.
"Shot Dread in the head; took the bread and the lamb's bread."
Biggie Smallz
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When someone wraps each of his or her individual fingers with lamb (or ham) — and puts one in the palm of his hand — and then shakes strangers’ hands.
Ol’ Lamb Hands needs to cool it at this tradeshow. People have been wondering if it’s the lamb or if it’s just the way he smells.
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A person who enjoys using sharp objects to cut the excess wool of of small, unprotecting lambs (Whose names freuqently begin with the letter K and end with N). These vulnerable and pathetic lambs need a strong and big eyed boy whose name may or may not be Will Robinson to shear them frequently. These lambs may also need protection from prowling wolves such as Kendall and Sydney. Beware.
I called on the Lamb Shearer to take care of the poor and helpless little lamb named Kristen Jackson.
Sydney and Kendall almost devoured me, but my fearful Lamb Shearer rescued me from their sharp fangs.
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1. n, An extremely talented metalcore band.
Lamb Of God played at my town last night
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