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A drink from starbucks that many white girls drink during the fall while dressed in boots (typically uggs), yoga pants (or leggings of some sort), and a jacket.
There must have been a lot of pumpkin spice lattes at the university in the winter, because all of the girls were wearing yoga pants, uggs, and a jacket.
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Literally the whitest product on earth
Sharrisa:OMG Jessica have you tried this pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino cold brew acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic. Jessica:Yasss bit** ive tried the pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic but I added a side of donkey shi* and hazelnut spread on butter! In sync:YASSSSS
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--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.
--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"
alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"
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The product of a rigorous doggy-style pounding – continuing past ejaculation – followed by an untimely queef: a rich, frothy foam of semen ejected forcibly out.
When I pulled out, she got me in the face with a San Diego Latte.
A well-educated professional in the middle to upper middle class who fights for the environment, quality education, higher education, registered democrats, and fights for others less fortunate for the greater good of humanity.
My attorney, dentist, and accountant are "latte liberals". So is our neighbor who is an environmental scientist.
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The only thing white girls can even.
Starbucks is out of the pumpkin spice latte. I literally can't even.
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A sex move. When your girlfriend is a basic white girl and she asks for a pumkin spice latte but you want sex. So you give her a python spice latte (your Python is your penis).
Girlfriend: Babe can I go get a pumpkin spice latte?
Boyfriend: Nope. But you can take off those yoga pants and get this PYTHON SPICE LATTE!
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