The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.
Damn dude, you just got Lawnmower man’d
You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.
YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!
You are a fucking cow if your called this.
The act of putting a girl on her face and knees, while grabbing her arms. While fucking her you mow the bed/ carpet with her face.
Ben sweats during the kinetic lawnmower.
When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.
He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.
Eats a married Mexican lady from the back
Just waiting on Tony to finish his gringo lawnmower
When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).
Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."