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When met with discourse in life, rather then communicate with the individual (like an adult) over the issue, the course of legal representation is immediately invoked.
They called to ask my help with a project, but they’re such a “lawyer guy”, I’m worried I’ll be sued for my troubles.
That one friend that is in a friend group who can defend you when you get in trouble, by teachers, students, or anyone for that matter. and when they do there lawyer stuff they actually get you or whoever there defending out of trouble.
"bro your honestley the Lawyer friend in this friend group."
Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.
You're such a couch lawyer, you base your opinions on what you see on TV.
A space lawyer is one that will argue every point of space law same as a sea lawyer or “add place here “ lawyer
“Toby is such a space lawyer , I just want to play the game but he’s arguing about rules again”
The reverse lawyer, breaks the law to get evidence, doesn't care about anyone except their client, will kill, to prove you are not guilty.
Person 1: Hey bro look who's against puff, what a moron!
Person 2: Bro, thats the Anti-lawyer, he should be worried.
A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.
Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”
*bills client $23k per hour*