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The Great Leap Forward

The above title is one of the Mao Zedong's chronic brain farts.
No government has killed more people through incompetence and stupitidy than the People's Republic of China, chink commies are in a class of their own. This utopian leap took place from 1958 to 1962 where the intension was rapidly industrialize the country by producing steel with primitive backyard furnaces caused one of the largest famine in human history – no one knows the exact death toll but estimates range from 15 to 55 million who starved to death during its worst years 59 - 61. And of course, according to the official truth the scapegoats were like always "hostile western forces."

Deng Xiaoping combined Mao's ruthlessness without his incompetence, Xi Jinping, a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh kills too, he has focused on the Uyghur minority and of course other regular stuff like the genocide in Tibet.

The great leap forward is not a long jump term.

by O. W. Tongueincheek July 6, 2024


Lipton leap

A form of long range tea bag where you jump up and catch the bag-ee's face in your crotch.

Did you see Miguel's lipton leap at the Billboard awards?

by tavarner17 May 20, 2013


The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).

daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.

by bigpoppapussy July 5, 2010


cloud leap

When using cloud technology to leap from a traditional process to a completely digital process based on cloud services.

Abraham Lincoln school cloud leaped their homework feedback with the use of Google classroom instead of students turning in their homework on paper.

by Alexandercho January 8, 2018


Bitch Leap

A Bitch Leap is when a woman is so horrible, such a disgusting individual, such a bitch and cunt that a man who has spent any time with her... whom she manages to twist him so bad that he leaps right to the gay side as if he were stuck atop a burning skyscraper

"Did you hear what happened to McGregor?

"No?"

"Kelly was such a foul cunt he swore off women and went straight to dick"

"HE TOOK A BITCH LEAP?"

by Mattfohlee January 4, 2021


Eton Leap-frog

A physically exhaustive game where the frustrated young men of Britain's finest independent all-boys schools leap over each other's bare backsides, while taking care not to insert their dangling genitals. Many of these fine young men go on to join societies at Oxford and Cambridge, such as burn-a-fifty-quid- note-in-front-of-a-homeless-man society, or stick-your-todger-in-a-dead-pig club.

Monty Chumlington-Smythe; i say, isn't the debate on at the Young Conservatives tonight?

Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.

by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017


leap

jump or spring a long way, to a great height, or with great force.

That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

by bluestinger66 March 15, 2023