Leather Feather

(noun) A piece of incompletely masticated meat jammed between a person's teeth after a meal that captures the attention of anyone they speak to as they are unaware of it's existence or it's unavoidable line of sight.

#1) Before Wayne gave his big speech to the executives, he asked me if he looked alright, so I handed him a toothpick and told him to pluck the leather feather from his front teeth that kepttickling my eyes.

#2) Jacob broke up with LaShondra when he found out that she lied about being Jewish while they were making out and Jacob accidentally swallowed one of her Leather Feathers and gagged before she could stop herself from saying aloud "Sorry, the pork chops I had for lunch today were huge!"

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leather lip

chewing tobacco or dipping for days upon days until your mouth feels like a piece of leather that has been sitting in the sun Ariozna sun for two weeks in the dead of summer

"Fego has been dippping for 5 hours straight and he told he has a bad case of leather lip"

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leather penis

when a guy's penis is so chafed it looks like it's leather.

"Ben Zeigler jerks it so much he has leather penis!"

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Leather Cheerio

Term used in the batty community to describe the appearance of the ass hole

After getting chutney on his chin, Ritt proceed to go right for a munch on his batty boy's leather cheerio.

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leather knees

Leather knees is a condition you het when you spend lots of time on your bare knees.

Paige dosnt wear anything that shows her knees, because she has a bad case of leather knees

leather cupcake

The act of penetrating a woman in the anus and partially creating a pink sock while the woman expels her bowls through the pink sock creating a turtle head like structure protruding form the opening in the sock.

Dude last night I gave her such a nice leather cupcake that I needed a dish towel to clean it up.

Leather wedge

A person who uses there shoe to improve the position of their gold ball

Tall Paul has found his ball behind a tree with no shot. You walk to your ball and turn back to see he has used his leather wedge and has a full shot and the perfect line to the green