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legal heroin

A term used to describe opiates, such as oxycontin, that can be prescribed by a doctor.

I broke my arm last week so my doctor prescribed me some legal heroin.

by Got_You March 8, 2019


legal action

To take someone to court.

I’m talking legal action because Jason tried to kill me so I’m taking legal action and want a lawsuit.

by Lostwolf100 October 2, 2020


Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.

Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.

by fishy! May 31, 2011


Getting Legalled

Legally getting married typically only applies to same sex couples. However also adopted by those who support same sex marriage. It is also used for couples who are now having a legal ceremony, whereas prior only had a nonlegal ceremony.

After unit section 3 of The Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was ruled unconstitutional in 2013, this type of ceremony has become increasingly popular.

We are Getting Legalled. You are invited to attend the ceremony at x place at x time. Please RSVP by x date.

by dejavu152 January 14, 2014


Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy doing something legal.

Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.

by but for October 21, 2017


Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy by doing something legal.

Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.

by but for October 21, 2017


legally stupid

A person that has IQ below 90.

Man, this guy is legally stupid, he doesn't even know how to wear pants!

by Excustic March 31, 2016

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