hold this tale and let me fuck this horse

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.

would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

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let me see your peacock cock

Let me see your twig and berries.

Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.

yo ma let me touch

Not so popular pick-up line very suave people use. It always works.

"Yo ma let me touch."

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Let me see the unit

Another phrase for "let me see your penis". Mostly used by fathers who want to see their sons penis, but do not want to sound homosexual or pedophile like.

Cesar: Let me see the unit, Omar

Omar: No I'm not gay!
Cesar: C'mon, let me see it
Omar: No! What are you, a pedophile?

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let me get up in them guts

A pickup line that doesn't work on everyone (including some british chicks).

Hey let me get up in them guts!

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let me show you how to scratch it

a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh

thanos: besh apetupetupeta let me show you how to scratch it a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh

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let me show you how it's done

A statement said by a fucking overconfident person

Jason: this is so difficult.

Vikas: let me show you how it's done, Jason.

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