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Or lightnin' bitch. Irish expression for a woman who is truly impossible, vile, sniping and otherwise waaay beyond disagreeable.
She left him outside the locked door in the rain for four hours because she wanted to clip her nails then screamed at him because on top of the other groceries, which were drenched, he'd forgotten to bring home the custard powder. What a lightning bitch.
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Whilst taking a girl from the back, sexually, you reach behind your back with a tazer, tazing your penis. Simultaneously shocking the both of you. Done correctly, the lightning strike will occur at the peak of orgasm.
I need to get some D batteries at the store, Jan's coming over tonight and we're gonna do the Lightning Strike.
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A violent and deadly thunder strike... about 1 million and 10 times more deadly then a normal lightning. If your alive to see these rare (but constant occurrences in the United States), you more then likely will be dead. Caused from the amazing summers of the lower US states which reach above 400 degrees, the Heat Lighting forms as a giant ball of heat. Following which, the blistering sun turns it into a menacing tornado. This tornado, then forms a lightning bolt. The lightning bolt can reach temperatures of above 1000 degrees, and has been known to melt cars on impact. Once this bolt has formed from the sky and has stuck the ground, it then creates an explosion which ripples through the ground melting cars, people, streets, and houses. Its truly devastating.
Normal Lightning, but much hotter and deadlier. The word Heat Lightning is defined from its much hotter.
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when you are beating off then call your mother and try to finish before she gets in the room.
"last night i pulled off the lightning fap, my mom didnt see a thing."
A popular phrase used to refer to being electrocuted in an electric chair. Also used as an acronym for Let 'er buck, meaning to let the situation play out naturally and see what the results are.
Ted: I don't think I'm going to pass this exam tomorrow, I've barely studied for it and don't understand.
Bill: Sometimes you just have to Ride the Lightning and see what happens, I'm sure it'll work out.
The opposite of thunder thighs.
Thighs that are skinny and muscular. Never jiggle.
Person 1: what is the opposute of thunder thighs
Person 2: idk lighting things
Person 1: what do you mean by that?
Person 2: i mean thunder thighs jiggle, but lightning thighs are muscular and never jiggle.
Person 1: what?!?!?!
Person 2: I am totally gonna put that on urban dictionary
You’re hitting it from the back, you taze her in the stomach.
Last night me and my girlfriend tried the lightning backstroke, lets hust say we’re no longer together and have a court hearing on Monday